comedycentral:

He also frequently forgets about Dre.
[@ComedyCentral]

comedycentral:

He also frequently forgets about Dre.

[@ComedyCentral]

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auburn-autumn-skies:

firelorcl:

the-doctors-rose:

getoffmybloghoe:

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!??

*teacher voice* i dont know, can you?

*sighs* “MAY I get a hell yeah?”

*teacher voice* you should have gotten a hell yeah during the break before class started

*frustrated groan* But I didn’t NEED a hell yeah during the break

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kyary:

when youre very proud of yourself

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zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

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"Human life is but a series of footnotes to a vast obscure unfinished masterpiece."

Vladimir Nabokov (via likeafieldmouse)

likeafieldmouse:

Attila Szűcs - Silent Movie (2013)

femmelillies:

catgotyoururl:

kaiserneko:

phoenixresurrected:

chachibetch:

Heavy…. heavy,

Woah

… There’s a very important conversation to be had there.

If this is being brought up shouldn’t we also addressing the age of the politicians in places of power tho?

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m-randa:

sleepythug:

into girls that look like they do their hw but like to make bad decisions during their free time

me

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plowjob:

milkyfriend:

thepandabaker:

shuckl:

shuckl:

i don’t understand what’s going on here

someone please tell me why did somebody gif this what is she doing

She put Harry’s name in the Goblet of Fire.

do u think taylor is one of those people that get off on pain like when no ones looking shell stab her leg with a fork and roll her eyes into the back of her head

taylorswift
explain this please

plowjob:

milkyfriend:

thepandabaker:

shuckl:

shuckl:

i don’t understand what’s going on here

someone please tell me why did somebody gif this what is she doing

She put Harry’s name in the Goblet of Fire.

do u think taylor is one of those people that get off on pain like when no ones looking shell stab her leg with a fork and roll her eyes into the back of her head
taylorswift
explain this please

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rexuality:

but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?

"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"

(via child-of-the-universe)

"A ship ought not to be held by one anchor, nor life by a single hope."

Epictetus (via quote-bucket)

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sektumsempra:

musicalofethics:

me dad’s a muggle

                                                                 mam’s a witch

bitofanastyshockforhimwhenhefoundout

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